Attention Esteemed Colleagues

To whom it may concern,

Please be advised that as of 8:15 pm on Friday May, 9th, Mr. Bryce Curtis has been officially classified as in "off the market" status.

On said night, Mr. Curtis performed a remarkable feat in his endeavor to woo a Miss Heidi Goodwin. Please find the narration of the events detailed below:

"It was a shameless atmosphere of singing and dancing at the Desert Ridge - Marriott Resort in Scottsdale Arizona. The evening dragged on. Bryce slowly became tormented with emotions of anxiety. Hesitantly, Bryce approached the microphone. The spotlight nearly blinded him. He began to sweat. His pulse raced. Karaoke is not his strongest talent!

The music begins. It is Elvis Presley's, "I can't help falling in love with you" (a classic). Bryce begins to sing. From somewhere inside him, his voice finds strength and begins to serenade the young lady in the front row. Each line of words is more full with meaning than ever before. The song begins to carry more and more meaning. Tears stream from the eyes of the young lady as the song comes to a close and she realizes even more strongly that she is definitely in love with this man.

The music begins to fade and the lights come up slightly. Surprisingly, Bryce does not descend the stairs. Is he terrified of the "angry mob" of listeners throughout the ballroom? No. He softly returns to the microphone and says the following, "Heidi Goodwin, I can't help but fall in love with you. I want to spend the rest of my life with you. Will you marry me?"

Half stumbling, half running up the stairs and onto the stage, Heidi approached Bryce in front of the hundreds of onlookers. He took her into his arms and she exclaimed, "yes"! The ballroom erupted into applause.

What a magical night."

Thank you for your time.

Signed,
The future Mr. and Mrs. Bryce Curtis